HAIR!

Ben: 'Rogaine is relief.'
Me: Isn't that Rolaids?

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Wouldn't it be awesome if men balded along the sides rather than on top -- for instance, if male patterned baldness was the negative image of a full blown receded hairline. It would just look like a mohawk! Somehow mohawks are aesthetically pleasing and very trendy these days. Brilliant!